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orginal and popular sexual related parodies of life. We also feature interesting
sex facts and trivia related informative articles. All humor pages are
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Find the best adult related jokes and satire that will tickle your
funny bone, and maybe even make you think! A humorous look at how men and women
differ, and various informative facts, statistics and figures regarding sex, dating and
relationships in general. Get the scoop on strange but true facts and related trivia about
sexual behavior and differences of men versus women.
This site is safe and clean meaning NO pop ups or redirects, fun, informative, and sometimes extremely humorous! We aim to please, and hope you enjoy your stay! We never track our surfers so
you're 100% anonymous. Have a good laugh and enjoy yourself already!
Actual Titles of 'Country' Songs . . . yee-haw y'all
1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8 . I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't
Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
USA State Mottos - at least our version :)
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity !
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Over run By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Literally!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
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Here are some of our favorite relationship humor articles
Menage A Trois
Thinking about trying a threesome with your
girlfriend, significant other or spouse? Read this informative article on how to achive that hard to manage
goal!
Confucious Wise Sex Master
Words of sexual enlightenment and wisdom
presumably spoken by the old chinese sex master, Confucious.
Saying I Love You
Learn how to say those magical words in all
languages to insure getting laid in all countries!
World Record Boobies
See the Largest Female Breasts on record, and find out everything you always wanted to know about
boob, and the men that crave them! - page 2 - Pictures of Big Tits
Man Roast
Just for the girls, a comical look at men and the behavior that's exclusive to the male human species.
Sexual Facts Trivia
Curious, weird and strange facts about sex related issues.
Cheesy One Liners
Ready to laugh? Our huge list of quick one
liner jokes will take you to the edge!
Sex for Dummies
Find out if men are really pussy whiped, or if it's
just a facade!
Sex Positions Guide
In depth guide for couples on sex
positions used in love making
Popular Sex Positions Guide
Picture and illustrations of
the most popular sex positions.
Men Rule the World?
Or is that what the chicks want us to think? Read these interesting insights and decide for yourself!
Bar Room Jokes
Be ready to LOL and bust out the tickle bone with some of these.
Achieving Male Orgasms?
Are you an orgasmic male? Find out the secret
to enjoying a sexual orgasim just like the girls do!
Understanding Women - Is It Possible?
Dive into the mysterious
world of how women think, the first key to attempt understanding of this strange species.
Girls That Are Sexually Aggressive
Hey stud,this is where you
learn how to deal with those sexually frustrated ladies out there. Is your wife or girlfriend a
nymphomaniac? Take note of the fine points of related by men who had to be burdened with this growing
phenomenon!
Flirting with Women Online
Learn the secrets of how to attract, meet and flirt with single girls that post picture profiles on the Web, and find out where they like to hang out!
All About Condoms
Safe sex is the order of the day here.
Learn about condom use and giggle at many condom related jokes and parodies.
Best Pick Up Lines
A compilation of the worlds best pick lines
men use for coming onto the single girls of the world.
Mans Penis Exposed
Everything you always wanted to know about
the male penis, but was afraid to ask...and more!
All About Oral Sex
Our blowjobs 101 and oral sex information
center. Be careful what you wish for!
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